Sunday, October 23, 2011

Fuck the Police. Brave officers tackle the shit out of wheelchair-bound scofflaw



Look, if this piece of shit didn't want to get his crippled head wetted on the cement by a couple of Washington DC's finest, then maybe he shouldn't have assaulted officers of the peace from inside his motor vehicle. The vehicle was a wheelchair, sure, but that doesn't mean a citizen shouldn't expect to get gang-tackled by two able-bodied heroes at any time. It's like I always say, don't start shit (from your wheelchair), won't be shit (out of luck on the fucking ground, bleeding from your face and unable to get up.) Common sense, people.  

That's what I'd say if I was a fucking pig, or a pig's lawyer anyway. I'm not either of those things. Not yet, at least, until I get accepted into the academy. I have a feeling my fourth try this year is going to be the one that sticks. Fingers crossed.

The Washington Post reports that the cops in question in this video from earlier in the summer are confirmed heroes.

"The Justice Department will not file civil rights charges against two Metro transit police officers for actions during an arrest of a man in a wheelchair that was widely disseminated on YouTube," the report says."They're basically on some Batman and Robin shit," it continued. 
Metro has said the officers patrolling at the U Street Metro station in Northwest Washington spotted Harris drinking an alcoholic beverage. The officers lifted Harris off his motorized chair and later stood over him as he was on the ground, the video showed.
Oh word? Lifted him off his motorized chair? Is that what you saw here, Washington Post copywriter Victor Zapana, you fucking jackboot-licking sell out? That's some WWF tag-team action right there on the video. I've seen the British Bulldogs and the Bushwhackers perform double pile-drivers in the eighties that were less violent than that takedown. Lifted him off his chair my ass. 

Also, never thought I'd say this, but those screaming passersby in this YouTube video have a point.

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow. That is... just. Wow.

said...

Before we pass judgment, shouldn't we find out if he's muslim? Or gay?

said...

Solid points broski. Looks like a gold-bricker to me. Deadbeat goes out out dressed like that...on a weekday?

Walter said...

That guy fucking walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life.

said...

Ha. I've seen a lot of spinals dude...

Anonymous said...

I could see you reprising Steve Guttenberg's role at the police academy. Quirky, fun loving O'Neil bands a group of misfits together into a fine law enforcement team. A badge, a gun, and a fat old Boston P.D. evidence room? Gonna get rich, gonna get high!

said...

Heheh, sign me up.

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