Thursday, October 6, 2011

Emails from mom



Just got this email from Maryanne, god bless her. 

"Luke! Mother of God! I saw your picture on your site! You look like a heroin addict! Are you ok? I'm worried! You seem so thin! Please take care of yourself! 143 xo Mumma"

In her defense though, this is what I look like in my Facebook profile right now:

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haha. I know one old junkie, dude's almost 60. He was a late bloomer though. A couple stints in jail interrupted a straight run as well. Still you don't see many that old. You'll see a shit ton who look that way and they're mid forties tops. Smoke it, snort it, eat it, or keester it. Stay away from the spike and you'll do slightly better. Good luck.

said...

I'd guess you might as well get into that shit late, right? Once you've had a good run at a decent life, and you don't have much time left anyway.

Anonymous said...

I can't see it.
-oirish

said...

Can't see what? Your Irish dick? HAHA. Right? :/

Dad said...

Is it my imagination or do you have a slight resemblance to your boy friend Tom Brady? Maybe... if Tom was trying to look like a bum?

Don't go changing try to please me...don't change the stubble on your face...I just want you to be happy...I love you just the way you are!

luke said...

Haha, think my dad just called me a hm0 then quoted Billy Joel.

said...

tom brady's not trying to look like a bum. luke is trying to look at tom brady's bum.

(slide whistle/laugh track)

see what happened there?

uggs

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