Normally when I post these "worst song I have ever heard" videos it's kind of bullshit, because I actually like the stuff in question. But I'm really having a hard time connecting on a meaningful level with this video for "Bewitched" here from Orlando's (no shit?) everything-core lullzters Blood on the Dance Floor. That's the name of Michael Jackson remix album. Just putting that out there. From Wiki:
Blood on the Dance Floor is an American crunkcore group originally from Orlando, Florida, but now based out of Phoenix, Arizona.[1] Formed in 2007, the duo's current lineup consists of Dahvie Vanity and Jayy von Monroe, and musically, pulls from a wide variety of genres including electronica, alternative rock, post-hardcore, dubstep, pop, and hip-hop.
Oh word, is that where they pull their influence from? Because I was gonna say it was from their fluorescent anuses. So basically, everything. This is an everything band, which is only slightly less of a let down than an everything bagel. Coincidentally, they don't just stuff as much musical shit into their music as they can, they also stuff as much regular shit onto their outfits, hair and faces as they can. At least they're thematically consistent. You know how in movies about the future dudes are always rocking, like, Jenga-wave outfits, with everything they can scavenge from the nuclear robot scrapheaps piled high on their shoulder pads, and they've got like mutant bird's nests for necklaces or whatever, and you're like, that's stupid, no one would ever dress like that? This is our first step there. The future blows already. Video after the thing.
(h/t ) Update: Naturally, Stuff You Will Hate was on top of this shit show from the get go.
(h/t ) Update: Naturally, Stuff You Will Hate was on top of this shit show from the get go.
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Wow.
Sometimes your musical genre and style, much like life, is about making editorial choices. You can't have it all.
shit shit shit it's starting to creep into my head.
http://www.stuffyouwillhate.com/2011/06/peep-the-new-blood-on-the-dance-floor-video-via-sex-in-an-rv/
Ah yes, that's why you're the king, my friend.
tall dude looks like a HELLA SCENE Courtney Taylor Taylor
It's kind of like Adam Lambert and Brokencyde had gay babies, and I like it.
I like that concept anyway.
Does anyone with bad neck tattoos and shitty facial hair and bad piercings get a record contract now? Is that how it works?
In the future you are born standard gay but you can choose to be extra black belt 10th level warlock gay.
@anonymous: yes. yes it is.
@fraiche: bwahaha. IT'S NOT A CHOICE!
they couldn't get a better car than that?
there's a car in there?
Florida should be banned from exporting music.
Everything was great when Lou Pearlman was in charge!
Ha. My emo collection would be a lot poorer without Fla. FSF 4eva
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