Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Halloween or Williamsburg is here to save us all

Ugh, morning commutes, AMIRITE?



I was just thinking I couldn't bring myself to blog anymore and that I'd read everything worth seeing on the internet and that there's no point to any of this -- specifically this, but also, you know this whole thing. "Perhaps it's done already, perhaps they have said me already," I thought to myself, "perhaps they have carried me to the threshold of my story, before the door that opens on my story, that would surprise me, if it opens, it will be I, it will be the silence, where I am, I don't know, I'll never know, in the silence you don't know, you must go on, I can't go on, I'll go on."  You know?  As one does.

But then I remembered how fucking stupid Halloween is, and that no matter how many thousands of tumblrs there are dedicated to making fun of people's pants in New York, that shit will always still be funny. Which is why is the perfect shot in the ass I needed to get over the hump. Am I back?Yes. Probably no.

Here are a few of the lulzy photos from over there I stole to post here so I can break off a little of their lulz buzz for myself all the while making it seem like I am just  doing it to let you guys know about a funny thing. All photos and captions from Go see the rest there.

“You take the blue pill — the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill — you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
What?  No, I’m not ‘supposed to be Morpheus.’  I’m trying to sell you ecstasy.”


“Hey.”
“Hey.”
“What are you supposed to be?”
“Oh, I’m a Rubik’s cube grandma.  You?”
“This isn’t a costume.  I just sell antique trash.”

“Today is Halloween?!  Good thing I wore my crazy glasses.”

Eh, on second thought this was only mildly diverting. Never mind. I quit again.

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4 comments:

said...

halloween is a birthday that everyone in nyc is invited to.

said...

haha . i get that.

Anonymous said...

r hipsters still funny doe?

said...

some people wear this type of pants. other people wear that type of pants.

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