Sunday, October 16, 2011

How to go to a concert



1) Don't be ten feet tall. 

That's it.

Actually, probably best not to wear a hockey t-shirt as well if you can think of it. Thanks in advance. And stop farting so much in the crowd. Maybe save the buffalo sliders until after the show? Feel like those three things aren't too much to ask, right? 


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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

So you're saying it's perfectly alright for me to get blackout drunk and scream, alternatively, "Where the weed at?" or "Freebird!!" ?

said...

Shit, I really didn't think this one through.

said...

I could probably say that about every post on here though, so fair play.

said...

Do people at Skynyrd concerts yell Freebird? Seriou question.

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