I don't even remember how it was I got here, what link I followed originally, what choices I made in the past that rippled-forward through time, but the important thing, as in most life-changing journeys, is that I have arrived. I feel like a blind man who's just regained his ability to taste, or like a country boy coming in on the bus to the big city, just stepping out onto the sidewalk and being overwhelmed, but also there are dinosaurs walking around the city, and it's in the future, so he's dealing with all that stuff at once. More literally, I feel like a guy who's just discovered a fetish he never knew he had. Virgin boner territory here. Touched for the very first time.
Everyone's fallen into a YouTube k-hole before, but most of the time it at least starts off at something that interests you before spiraling into the inevitable link-jumping telephone-game of nonsense it always becomes. This journey here, though, this life-affirming expression of pure, uncut internet euphoria has no beginning. It has no end. It simply is.
It's hot chicks playing covers of shitty songs on the drums. And there are so many of them. I never knew. I never knew. And the best part is, most of them are pretty sick at what they do.
More after the jump. So many more.
Despite their obvious chops, and how cute these girls are (/no pedo btw, where applicable) or probably rather because of both of those things, you may be wondering "are people still going to be really shitty to these girls in the comments on the videos?" Haha, of course they are you stupid, stupid person. Like so:
I would have preferred a more dynamic use of the cymbal to show us how the different regions sound with different stick slaps but i suppose doing the same hit over and over will suffice, seeing how most of us stumbled here just because you're a girl in the first place
Swing your body girl. Feel the music on your arms and legs, relax your muscles, and you will be much better.
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This dude's face wants to get smashed in, pretty sure. Speaking of smashing, here you go. See you on the other side of the looking glass, internet.