Evan Kenney met the best/worst dude in the world last night. Here he is.
Ok, let me tell you a little about this guy right here. This guy just came home from Afghanistan, where he claimed to have "wasted 60 dudes." The reason he is shirtless is because he was wearing a shirt that said "Pobody's Nerfect" and I wanted it, so this guy, without hesitation, took it off, gave it to me, and continued to talk about how many "dudes" he "wasted"...sans shirt. Soon after this, he would walk up to the bar, order a pitcher of sangria, and dump it on his face like Michael Jordan after a Bulls Championship. I still haven't decided if I love or hate this dude, but I know that I should wash the shirt he gave me, because it could be soiled with the blood of 60 Afghan militants that he "wasted."
I should add that there was one gay guy by himself drinking sangria alone and that guy went up to him and was all like "Are you a faggot?" And then he took off his kerchief and gave it to my friend and was all "I took this of a raghead that I killed."
Here's the shirt. Worth it, right?
Anyway. Freedom.
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3 comments:
On the one hand, let our "brave men and women" blow off a little steam. On the other hand, not like that.
"i took this rag off a raghead. now he's just a head."
haaaa^^
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