The 16th National Conference of the American Copy Editors Society is going on at the moment, and that sounds like a good time I don't mind telling you. One of the highlights of the schedule, aka the only one with a clickable headline, came from former Hustler editor Eric Althoff who explained that magazines like his of style guides just like any other vagina-less word pile. I know it seems hard to believe, especially considering the sub-5th grade boner-fisted syntax you see on most internet porn sites now. It's like some worm hole shit where the laws of time and space are suspended. SEXED JIZZED TEEN IS BEGGING TO HAVE GOTTEN THE STIFF MANMEAT OF THEIR EAGER FACES. Apparently there's such a thing as a style guide when it comes to the sober field of tits journalism.
Regrettably standards have fallen in the adult entertainment industry. I still copy-edit manually though.
Hustler’s stylebook is similar to others, Althoff said, offering guidance to writers and editors at the magazine on word choice for its readers. Among those at Hustler:
— blow job vs. blowjob
— porno vs. porn
— phone-sex vs. phone sex
— girl next door vs. girl-next-door
— cover babe vs. coverbabe
In each of these examples, Hustler prefers the latter usage. On occasion, the magazine would update its stylebook. For example, it now uses “hos” rather than “ho’s.”
Indeed, Hustler will bend its style rules on occasion. Althoff said that the magazine prefers “come” as a verb and “cum” as a noun in references to ejaculation. But on the magazine’s cover, it would allow “cum” in either situation to get the attention of potential buyers. “‘Cum’ is going to jump out at consumers,” he said. NOLA (via Romenesko)
Cum jumping out at consumers sounds like a pretty good shorthand for porn in general.
Regardless of the type of content, Althoff said, it’s important for editors to keep in mind how language evolves. “The English language is very elastic,” Althoff said.Also elastic? Dat azz.
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Off Topic: Just watched God Bless America last nite, and it was pretty good. Definitely a cinematic version of PTSOTL, but with guns.
Oh word? Is that out now? I wonder if I'll, actually, nhhh, going to the movies...
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