Oh fuck it, I submit. There's a reason Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" has 20.5 million views on YouTube, and it's not because kids are stupid. Not just that anyway. I like the one part where the hired gun band dudes she just met ten minutes before the shoot play the shit out of a sick guitar solo that doesn't exist. Also the twist at the end! HE WAS GAY THE WHOLE TIME. No way to tell going in.
"Here's my number. Call me maybe?" Uh, I guess so. What if I just email you first like a normal person, is that ok?
Video after the thing. Watch it at your own risk.
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Dammit, Luke! Can't believe I watched that whole video. But, I can't suspend reality and believe that she thought he was straight. I mean, all gay dudes are ripped, right? /noP90x
Pretty sure that's solid science.
That was cute in a pathetic way. A video like this wouldn't have been produced for a miley cirus type ten years ago. Progress? I watched it with the sound off cause 1) I'm at work, and 2) it's probably better with the sound off.
Now that I think about it I've been in so many situations where girls try to get my attention not knowing I'm raging with homo genes.
Do you look like that guy?
Ha! No. I'm just very nice, which can be interpreted as flirting. Usually at some point they realize I complimented them on their chic fashion, and begin to unwind the real story.
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