Big news this week you guys. Lil' Debbie, aka the Kreayshawn of Kreayshawn, dropped her new, timely hashtag rap joint "Squirt" featuring human-human papilloma virus Riff Raff. Much like the first time any of us ever got a piece of Kreayshawn caught in our brain teeth I honestly have no idea if I like this or hate it. She is, no surprise, an objectively, maybe even superlatively, untalented music person, and yet like every other sentence anyone has ever thought about Kreayshawn and her gang, this one also ends with the words and yet...
video after the thing
Do you want to party with Lil' Debbie?
Was this the best part of the video?
Side note: Don't Google "squirt video" when you're trying to find this again later. Trust me.
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Her whole look is a straight up copy of Kreayshawn. I'll give her credit on the hook in that it is catchy but Kreayshawn will spit a few lines in her raps that are pretty creative. Lil D on the other hand needs broski backing her up. I think it's a case of the girl who keeps the ugly friend around so she looks less ugly by comparison. Speaking of which; Palm Pilot, typewriter, Ricki Lake, Phil Donahue? Homeboy is kinda dating himself there.
lil debbie is better at being worse than kreayshawn (CWIDT?)
I think follow lil chellie.
anon, who's the ugly friend in your analogy Riff Raff, or Lil Debbie, because Lil Debz is looking fresh to death.
This girl ISN'T Kreayshawn? I like Riff Raff's hair. How long do cornrows last if a white guy gets them? A few weeks before they grow out? I might get my own and find out.
Worst Google ambush I ever had: looking for photos for "eating out" (I was making a lesson about restaurants). Had to slam the laptop closed right quick on that one. We can add "eating out" to the list of normal words and phrases ruined by porn.
Let's talk. :-)
@Luke, Riff Raff is the "ugly friend" I was referring to. Lil Deb is damn fine
Fresh Icee pendant on Riff Raff though . . .
"making it squirt" is the only thing in the world that takes less talent then making this song
Just occurred to me to wonder if she was talking about her own equipment or, like, saying she is so good at lesbianing that she makes other vaginas water?
Cock, Luke. Notice the pictures of cock and cock-like things throughout the video. She's so amazing at cock-ing, that she can totally get a cock off. Like, so easily...cause it's tough...skilled labor and what not.
No way dogg. You are completely misreading the textual context. It's all there.
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