|
|
Like his buddy Ben Affleck, Matt Damon loves Latinas! In 2005, Matt married his Argentinean girlfriend Luciana Bozan (a former bartender turned interior designer) in a private ceremony in Manhattan. The couple began dating in 2003 when they met in Miami Beach.
|
We become aware of the void as we fill it. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943
Things started off so promisingly for the internet what with it being such an effective tool for the military to share new ideas about exploding the meat of our manifold enemies throughout the world. Then it switched gears slightly into the fist-based inspirational tool for making yourself explode while looking at manifold images of vagina meat throughout the world. Next it progressed into a handy tool for stealing food out of the mouths of millions of starving creative geniuses, and finally rounded things off by being a surprisingly inspirational breakfast suggestion display tool.
Things are entirely what they appear to be and behind them... there is nothing. ~Jean Paul Sartre, Nausea
All of those things served a real purpose that changed our lives deeply. It was a great era in human culture, but unfortunately, I think it may be time to shut 'er down in the wake of this, the single most useless and depressing piece of nothingness conceived by man, constructed by human hands, and set forth on its journey of woe and despair, in other words, the most Huffington Postian post of all time: The 25 Hottest Hollywood Hunks Who Have Dated Latinas (PHOTOS). Here's some of the content below, which I've simply copied and pasted here because it doesn't fucking matter really does it?
The observer, when he seems to himself to be observing a stone, is really, if physics is to be believed, observing the effects of the stone upon himself. ~Bertrand Russell
INTERNET SCOOP:
Latin women are beautiful, intelligent, sophisticated, loyal and strong—we know that. And apparently Hollywood's hottest male celebs know it, too! Because for years, La La Land's most beautiful hombres have dated—and gotten married to—Latina celebs.
As a gentle reminder, that site gets in the vicinity of 36+million unique visitors a month. Try to forget that before hurling yourself into abyss.
This month alone, People Magazine reported that hunky actor James Marsden is expecting a child with Brazilian model Rose Costa , the E! network introduced us to Dina Ruiz—Clint Eastwood's fabulous Latina wife—and quintessential bachelor Matthew McConaughey tied the knot with his Brazilian girlfriend, Camila Alves! Meanwhile, couples like Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, and Josh Duhamel and Fergie are still going strong.Thank god, who, by the way, I no longer believe exists.
Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there. ~Eric Hoffer, Passionate State of Mind, 1955
|
||
| The ladies love Mark Salling, who plays badass Puck on FOX's hit show, "Glee," but of all his castmembers, the sexy Salling only had eyes for a Latina: half-Puerto Rican castmate Naya Rivera. |
|
|||
| He played Jess, the hot rebel who had eyes for Rory (Alexis Bledel) on the WB's hit show, "Gilmore Girls," And in real life, young heartthrob Milo Ventimiglia fell in love with Bledel, who is half-Mexican. The couple dated for 3 and a half years before splitting in July of 2006. |
|
| Half-Spanish actress Sarah Shahi ("Fairly Legal") is hot--there's no denying that. But so is her husband, "Reba" alum Steve Howey! |
brought to you by
4 comments:
I'm all for white dudes taking the fine latina poontang. No whitey is going to want a shit ton of kids. Daddy is the alpha dog so the half breeds hopefully won't be cholos. Lastly that's one less mofo going after Asian chicks. Sorry, Luke. Cheer up, your standard response in 3, 2, 1, ....
(hint: That's _ _ _ _ _ _!)
Oh brother.
This is much more compelling than the other thing I just commented on. Well done.
Maybe you're taste in my blog posts is horrible? You ever think of that pal?
Post a Comment