Monday, August 13, 2012

All Actors Are Predictable and Boring

 

All actors are the same boring, predictable automatons. At least I think that’s the takeaway from this remix of writhing-meal-worm-filled scarecrow James Lipton’s 10 Questions segment on Inside the Actors Studio. Then again, that’s coming from a blogger who posts about pop culture curiosities on the internet, so let’s not get too far ahead of ourselves here.

Remixer Jordan Laws mashes together a super cut of some famous actors’ answers to Lipton’s questions, including “What’s your favorite word?” and “What’s your least favorite word?” Read the rest of the post and watch the video over at Bullett, then check out my answers to Lipton's questions below: 

What’s your favorite word?
Moisthate.
What’s your least favorite word?
All words are created equal, this question is racist.
What turns you on?
Moistness.
What turns you off?
James Lipton.
What sound or noise do you love?
My own voice.
What sound or noise do you hate?
When other people are talking and I have to wait for it to be my turn to talk again.
What’s your favorite curse word?
Poo-poo.
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Being a real writer.
What profession would you not like to do?
The one I have.
If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
“YOLO”

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good answers! I'd rather see that every time instead of Lipton toadying up to some hack. Our next guest, although having a short career, has shown us to be a master of the craft. Displaying the full gamut of emotions she fully immerses herself in every role. Please welcome the greatest actor of the last 100 years, Megan Fox.

Turn offs? James Lipton. Goddamn right.

said...

Ha^ I actually haven't seen this show in a while. Do they still even do it?

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