In what has to be the most awkward downtime small talk around the water cooler scenario since he teamed up with Mick Jagger and Jennifer Lopez to play choo-choo trains in that one ghastly video, will.i.am has partnered with NASA to blast himself all the fucking way to Mars.
“What’d that cost? Got to be worth a few billion, right?”, the nation’s few remaining tasteful music listeners agreed upon hearing the news, but guess what, the joke is on us, because it was only one of his songs. “NOT PART OF THE DEAL,” said that one mohawked NASA hispter bro.
The Curiosity rover, as it turns out, aside from gathering invaluable information in the interests of science and the betterment of mankind that will pay dividends generations into the future, had to pull over to look for a wi-fi signal so it could upload a song by the one main guy from the Black Eyed Peas and beam it all the way back to Earth, where, trust me, we already have more than enough copies of it just lying around here. Read the rest at Bullett.
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