It's been a rough month for homophobic Christian pieces of shit, and that's taking into consideration how awful every other month of their shitty lives typically are. First Chick-fil-A spokesman Don Perry died unexpectedly right in the midst of that whole controversy (remember how much we cared about that?), then skin-suited Bible felcher Billy Graham was hospitalized. Apparently he's made a recovery, but dude is 93 years old, let's not split hairs here, his day of reckoning will arrive soon enough. Graham, now the wooden-topped sock-puppet of his even more insidious son, took out an ad in support of adding a ban on gay marriage to the North Carolina constitution earlier this spring. "At 93, I never thought we would have to debate the definition of marriage," he wrote. "The Bible is clear -- God's definition of marriage is between a man and a woman. I want to urge my fellow North Carolinians to vote for the marriage amendment on Tuesday, May 8. God bless you as you vote." The ban passed, you'll be surprised to know.
All of which proves something that Christians have long tried to hammer home to us all: god is a vengeful motherfucker. Also probably gay.
Like I've been saying here lately, I can't wait for this sub-species of craven, politically religious pond dwellers to die off or evolve into a fitter, modern animal. Maybe god is finally granting my prayers?
Is it bad that I turn into Edward G Robinson in the Ten Commandments every time I hear about some conservative sack of guts keeling over? "Where's your messiah now shit head?" Probably pretty un-Christian of me. Oh well.
UPDATE: Aww Jesus Christ people, I didn't mean it like this. Let them die off in the way they hope for everything else to get done: wait for god to do it. Security guard shot at Family Research Council in downtown D.C.
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I think the statement "the Bible is clear" pretty well demonstrates how realistic this person was being.
Well, it worked, and the ban was passed, so I guess he was being realistic.
I like how you get all fired up over the Jesus freak phag haters. In fact I'd say you're passionate about it. There can never be too much death in my book. I'm right there with you and more.
UPDATE- So the Research peeps are all about stupid shit and homie eats some Chicfila before going postal? Weeeeiird.
Weird, I think I might actually be passionate about this issue. It is an odd sensation to care about something.
look at all these poor fucking whiney babies:
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/08/16/family-research-council-shooting-unleashes-conservative-vengeance-on-twitter.html
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