Science: Want to Be Happy? Drink More Beer, Semen
Two studies out this week that show people who drink more beer and college and women who have unprotected sex are happier than those who don't. No word in either report, it seems, about whether or not it’s beneficial, mood-wise, to sit alone in your room on Friday nights avoiding parties and listening to Elliott Smith records, not having sex all over the place, and hoping everyone will notice how sad and different you are. If anyone wants to conduct a study on how that works, I could probably provide some invaluable data....more
“Experience the Making of Multi-Platinum Superstars’ Matchbox Twenty’s ‘She’s So Mean’ music video,” began the email I just got, starting to seem more and more like a threat as the sentence wound to its horrifying denouement, “in Immersive 360 degrees.” *lightning crash* *door slams* *wolf howls in distance*
First of all, being immersed in Matchbox 20 sounds like a particularly painful torture scenario a really imaginative bad guy from the ’90s might’ve cooked up in a torture-porn flick. But okay internet, whatever you want, I thought, I’m game for anything once....more
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