Monday, July 27, 2009

The Environment

We like punching hippies in the beard as much as the next dude. And the whole green movement thing of protesting genetically modified, illness-ridden animals who live short, brutal lives in over-crowded pens that are only going to make us sick and fat when we eat them anyway/ don't pollute the earth/ save the whales whining is pretty annoying.

That said, this sort of reactionary counter-attack seems a little bit spiteful doesn't it? Couldn't you have just dumped thousands of gallons of poison into the ocean like a respectable titan of industry and let that dude die slow-like as God intended? (page 123 in the Bible actually.) Running him over with your boat might be a bit much.

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1 comment:

said...

Just gonna go ahead and throw running anyone over with a boat to the List.

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