No way! You were here at dinner too? I didn't even see you all the way down there at the end of our ridiculously obnoxious party. Plus I came like an hour late, so maybe you didn't see me slide in.
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I didn't eat either man, this place is too expensive. Just came to say hi to everyone and catch up. It's cool seeing everyone though. Nah, I didn't bring cash. The ATM was like all the way down the block, and how could I have known that I would have to pay for something when I got here? Let's just all split it on our cards.
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I didn't eat either man, this place is too expensive. Just came to say hi to everyone and catch up. It's cool seeing everyone though. Nah, I didn't bring cash. The ATM was like all the way down the block, and how could I have known that I would have to pay for something when I got here? Let's just all split it on our cards.
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everyone remember to not factor in taxes or tip when throwing in.
"Hey waiter, do you have a blog"
Yes. You're on it!
I have a friend who is the last to buy rounds (hoping we don't drink enough to circle to her). When it does make it her way, after she has been bought bottle after bottle of her fancy beer she will buy drafts, typically of bud lite, regardless of what you were actually drinking.
your friend sounds like an a-hole.
here is the deal: someone buys you a round, you buy it back, no fucking questions asked.
that person is not your friend
THIS PLACE IS FOR BIKES!! I forgot about that dude. Loved him.
another basket of bread, and waters all around
what a stupid whore you have as a friend. i think it reflects badly on you too.
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