You realize that when they added this one in it was because the country was a crooked shit hole patrolled by bands of French highwayman, red heathens and dastardly cut-purses, right? And that we were fighting violently to dislodge our little experiment in magic-worshiping religious lunatics and tax- and debt-evaders from the 100% evil British?
I'm pretty sure we weathered that upheaval over two hundred years ago just fine. Maybe it's time to let this one expire off the books. Think of it like your gym membership. Just stop showing up for a few months until the pathetic sales dude stops calling you to schedule a work out and call it even.
Then again, the King of England and his army of Prussian mercenaries may very well come marching into your turdwater town and occupy Home Depot any day now, so really, what choice do you have?
Update:
The Cheney plan to deploy the U.S. military on U.S. soil
Ho-leeeee. Shit. Balls. Never mind all that hippy business up there. Anyone know where I can get a good deal on a bazooka.
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4 comments:
I like the surprise ending of this one....
fuck it dude. i need to protect myself from the black helicopters.
when they kick down your front door how are you gonna come
come correct?
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