Thursday, July 23, 2009

Wakes

I’m going to just shake your hand now, say “Sorry for your loss” and then go stare in horror at that corpse lying in that box over there, pretending to pray.

Not sure what to say. Do I hug these crying women I barely know? Is it wrong that I think they look hot? Not sure whether I can laugh or not.

Damn, everyone has bad breath. Place smells like a combination of nursing home, florist and dentist office.Wish there was a bar here. WTF? I gotta get out of here.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha, the smell thing is dead on. oooh look what i did there. dead on? sign me up to write for the list.

said...

haha. I like your moxy, kid.

said...

seriously though... got anything? cause i sure don't.

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