You just left me a VM (List) 30 seconds ago and my Missed Calls list clearly indicates that you did so from your cell. Yet when I call you back, I get your VM greeting (List).
Wait, what's that? I should wait for the beep and THEN leave a message? Oh, you're not around to take my call? Thanks for solving that complex riddle for me, Batman! What's next? Are you going teach me how to put one foot in front of the other, explain the abbreviation "e-mail", or illuminate the intricacies of inhaling/exhaling?
But getting back to the point, what happened in the 60 seconds that it took me to return your phone call that rendered you incapable of answering? Cause unless you're getting raped by a robot baboon from mars, I call bullshit.
What's that you say? You left me a message saying to call you on your home phone?
Who am I fucking Gandhi? Did you honestly think I was patient enough to push 1 and listen to your 30 second long message?
The fact is, there are only two possible reasons why you have a home phone.
1. Comcast told you that you'd save 10 cents a year if you bought their combo package.
2. You just had kids and you're worried you won't be able to call your babysitter if there's an amber alert in whatever quasi-suburb you could afford to move to.
In either case:
1 Missed Call = 617.the.list
Wait, what's that? I should wait for the beep and THEN leave a message? Oh, you're not around to take my call? Thanks for solving that complex riddle for me, Batman! What's next? Are you going teach me how to put one foot in front of the other, explain the abbreviation "e-mail", or illuminate the intricacies of inhaling/exhaling?
But getting back to the point, what happened in the 60 seconds that it took me to return your phone call that rendered you incapable of answering? Cause unless you're getting raped by a robot baboon from mars, I call bullshit.
What's that you say? You left me a message saying to call you on your home phone?
Who am I fucking Gandhi? Did you honestly think I was patient enough to push 1 and listen to your 30 second long message?
The fact is, there are only two possible reasons why you have a home phone.
1. Comcast told you that you'd save 10 cents a year if you bought their combo package.
2. You just had kids and you're worried you won't be able to call your babysitter if there's an amber alert in whatever quasi-suburb you could afford to move to.
In either case:
1 Missed Call = 617.the.list
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4 comments:
amber alert is a good porn name for a bird w/ giant nipples right?
wow
ha, 617-the-list. haha.
anyone try calling it?
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