No question that fighting in MMA takes a ton of dedication, training and stamina to do well. But guess what, so does getting out four L's in one afternoon to that Erin Andrews peep hole video, and you wouldn't call that a sport would you. (adjusts scarf) It's really more of an art.
So does beating Halo. Get me, I'm a champeen of the world. Where's my tv deal and horrendous burn victim zebra patten t-shirt design company?
It's just not a sport if a likely outcome is the dude saying "I give up" about five seconds in. That's called marriage, actually.
Yes, I know that any single one of these dudes could flip me over, pummel me into submission and make me cry before I even got my speedo on straight. So could a walrus in a party hat. This shit is still gayer than a pink boner. *
*Wait, isn't calling shit gay on the List, you're probably thinking. Nah, it's cool. I know this one dude at work.
Photo, as usual, from the greatest fucking site on the internet.
So does beating Halo. Get me, I'm a champeen of the world. Where's my tv deal and horrendous burn victim zebra patten t-shirt design company?
It's just not a sport if a likely outcome is the dude saying "I give up" about five seconds in. That's called marriage, actually.
Yes, I know that any single one of these dudes could flip me over, pummel me into submission and make me cry before I even got my speedo on straight. So could a walrus in a party hat. This shit is still gayer than a pink boner. *
*Wait, isn't calling shit gay on the List, you're probably thinking. Nah, it's cool. I know this one dude at work.
Photo, as usual, from the greatest fucking site on the internet.
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3 comments:
L's?
rhymes with choads
that photo: russians, by the way. just sayin.
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