If I'm 15 yards away from the counter, standing slack-jawed while staring at the menu above your head, brow furrowed and deliberately avoiding eye contact with you, then no, I'm not ready to order. I can see how you'd be confused, though, I was really giving off signals the way I was leaning against the back wall there. Listen, I know you're bored out of your fucking skull, but If you have to cup your hands around your mouth in order for me to hear you say "Can I help you?" I might still need a second.
Also, If you ever come home from the garbage dump with more than you went with....you might just be a redneck.
Also, If you ever come home from the garbage dump with more than you went with....you might just be a redneck.
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Also servers at the mall food court who call out "can I help you" as you walk by, clearly just looking. And those free chicken samples are just bait . . .
your bad for being at the mall duder.
love those free chicken samples though!
Shit yeah, the mall = list
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