Since the advent of the whole political correctness deal it's become a little bit harder for dudes to figure out where exactly they fit on the paralyzing hatred of women spectrum. Back in our grandparents' day when they had to pass misogyny exams in Latin every school quarter it was a piece of cake (that a woman obviously baked.)
But there are probably a lot of you walking around out there right now thinking to yourself, "Shoot, I know I am absolutely shit my pants terrified of vaginas, but I'm not convinced just yet how hard I deserve to be punched in the face."
Worry no more. All you have to do is ask yourself if you ever, even once, made a wisecrack about that awesome fake trend pop culture invented in the last year or so called Cougars. Cougars, in case you're a person who doesn't have time to keep up with internet jokes (meaning you have a real job) are women past the age of, what? 35 I guess, who have the dreadful impertinence to still be interested in sexual intercourse. Sometimes, hehe, with men YOUNGER THAN THEY ARE. I know, I know. Crazy right? Probably has something to do with all these weird synthetic hormones they've got in the hamburgers and what not nowadays.
Anyway, so you have haven't you? You've made that joke. Sigh. You may as well have just headed home and pistol whipped your mom in the ovaries on the way back from dropping out of school, because you are a fucking disgrace to her good name and you've let her down big time mister. Wait till your father gets home.
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3 comments:
35?!
The cougar age gets younger in every article.
Did you listen to the dude's story? There is no cougar age, because no one would ever make such an cliched boring ass comment.
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