Granted, it's really not that hard to be a better dude than me. The friend whose wedding I went to this weekend certainly falls under that category (salt of the god damned Earth, that kid!) But how is it possible that every dude hammer I've ever witnessed tie the knot turns out to have secretly been a combination of Ghandi, Jack Kennedy and Batman all rolled into one? (In other words, Tom Brady.)
I mean, I've seen most of these dudes pilot their goofy lives around the world and I wouldn't exactly call it a tear-jerking experience. And yet somehow, every time, the best man manages to make a summary of this investment banker from Connecticut's life play out like a montage of Rudy, Old Yeller and The Shawshank Redemption set to a Coldplay track.
All the same, I'm actually kind of worried about what my future best man is gonna say. "Uh, he never shot anyone on purpose, and he, uh, liked football I guess. I don't know. They serve that chicken yet?"
Anyway, the point is this, there's a couple times when it's completely acceptable to lie about your friends. One, after they're dead. Two, at the wedding after they've just gotten married (same thing.) And three, when the woman they marry asks about the bachelor party amirightfellas!!
I mean, I've seen most of these dudes pilot their goofy lives around the world and I wouldn't exactly call it a tear-jerking experience. And yet somehow, every time, the best man manages to make a summary of this investment banker from Connecticut's life play out like a montage of Rudy, Old Yeller and The Shawshank Redemption set to a Coldplay track.
All the same, I'm actually kind of worried about what my future best man is gonna say. "Uh, he never shot anyone on purpose, and he, uh, liked football I guess. I don't know. They serve that chicken yet?"
Anyway, the point is this, there's a couple times when it's completely acceptable to lie about your friends. One, after they're dead. Two, at the wedding after they've just gotten married (same thing.) And three, when the woman they marry asks about the bachelor party amirightfellas!!
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i read ¶2 out loud to the missus.
is that a good thing?
and how'd you get that wacky paragraph symbol in there anyway?
it demonstrates my delight.
don't worry about how i got what where. alright, it had something to do with option + 7 (makintosh).
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