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I made it most of the way through a second night one time back in the bad old days. Wasn't too long into rolling a few games of ceelo with Jim Morrison (and losing pretty handily if I remember correctly) before the brain burger kicked everyone out of the pool, right fucking now, and I had to sleep that shit off for like a week. Long story short, I'm kind of a pussy. Gavin tried staying up for 5 days to break the record for most movies watched in a row for his A Million in the Morning movie gag, and Irish artist Shane Harrington has fucked with no sleep in his work as well.
Joe out of Leisure says he can stay up for upwards of 2/3 of a day at a time in this post The Professional Insomniac. Pretty intense shit. Check it out below, then stick around for some pictures of hot chicks doing lines, because that seems like a reasonable thing for an adult man to put on his blog on a Wednesday morning.
‘Not sleeping’ is a pretty widespread condition. On average, I personally spend 16 hours of my day, wide awake. It can be tough, but I’ve found methods of coping. These include: ‘being tired’, ‘going to bed’, and ‘turning off the lights’. Some people, particularly around this time of year, have it even tougher than that. Whether it’s the late nights over Christmas and New Year’s that gets everyone’s biological clocks out of sync, the disorientating darkness or the depressing greyness of everything, people just seem to really suck at sleeping at the moment. If you count yourself amongst the great unrested then spare a thought for a man called Peter Tripp.
Tripp was an American DJ who, in the 50′s, attempted to break the world record for staying awake. He set up a little glass booth in Times Square, and for a few hours a day would play records, chat to his listeners and do whatever else it is that DJs do. This went as expected for the first couple of days, with doctor’s nudging him if he began to doze off. It was around the 66 hour mark that Tripp began to trip. Hallucinations included fun stuff like spiders in his shoes, empty drawers he thought were full of money and paranoid delusions that those around him weren’t who they said they were.
The doctors on hand administered drugs to keep him awake, and by the end, he’d managed to stay awake for over 200 hundred hours. That’s more than 8 days, (beating the world record). That’s about 7 days more than I could have managed. Despite his much needed rest, post-stunt, Peter Tripp found that actually, long periods of no sleep had a more permanent effect on his mental well-being than he perhaps would have liked. He suffered psychotic episodes, his previously happy marriage dissolved and he was arrested and disgraced for accepting bribes in exchange for playing songs on his radio show. Also it only took six years for his record to be beaten. By 3 whole days. By a seventeen year-old high school student. Called Randy. I don’t know why I’m telling you all this really. It’s all in that little documentary up there, you just need to watch it. Point being: God wants you to sleep so avoid lie-ins at your own peril.
OMG YOU GUYS. I THINK I MIGHT HAVE FOUND ANOTHER PHOTO OF OUR FAVORITE COKE SLUT IN THE WORLD, THAT GIRL WHO I STUPIDLY CROPPED THE NAKED PHOTO OF TO USE ON THE MAIN PTSOTL PAGE^^ THEN LOST IT LIKE A MORON. IS THIS HER BELOW?
Yiiiiiiikes. Here's are a few more pics I borrowed from Decadent Lifestyle, but I'm pretty sure they didn't actually take them/own the rights to them, so I'll just repost here because THE INTERNET. It looks like a pretty cool site actually, if you're into drinking, tits, drugs, and words, which are four of my top five favorite things in the world come to think of it.
Kind of bums me out that Jack Daniels seems to be the whiskey of choice for coke sluts these days/throughout the history of coke sluts/whiskey. I suppose if you're already putting carpet cleaner/baby laxative/horse viagra up your blower your palate isn't really going to appreciate a nice single malt anyway. Carry on.
Now here's a woman with a proper taste for cocktails. Also jewlery? Also, wtf is she doing that off of?
Look at how much fun she's having! Drugs r AwezOm3. LOL @ the Snapple in the background. Stay hydrated bb.
Community Theatre production of 'The Coke Man Cometh.'
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Oh I see what you did there. Where are your drug buddies Grumpy, Grumpy, Grumpy, Grumpy, Grumpy, Grumpy, and Shithead?
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Don't think I actually want to be anywhere near this party. How many times do you think that one Buckcherry song was on repeat here?
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Seen here: every girl in the above photos with her dad
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my stomach hurts.
OOMF, nervous innit. Jake man. Shit me kecks.
That's the same girl. Notice the cross necklace. Someone who's a better internet pervert ninja can probably figure out where it's from.
that is the kind of article i can wrap my brain around... interesting factoids and coke sluts ha
Internet Pervert Ninja provides:
http://www.fuckfrance.com/topic/3978481/1/Discussions/French-Police-Find-150kg-of-Cocaine-Smuggled-in-Ballet-Shoes.html
We applaud your efforts, sir.
cokeslut as a baby and definitive proof that weed is a gateway drug:
http://www.sorryimissedyourparty.com/2009/08/baby-stoner.html
Goddamn, O'Neil! Way to kick off 2012. Did she leave a snail trail on your couch?
yeah man, i took all these shots on my palm pilot. sick party. shouldnt have bailed that night.
thanks
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