Ed Hardy 'Death Before Dishonor' bikinis are an actual thing. Hard core as fuck |
It's been a while since we decided to change scene affiliations on a whim here, ever since that whole experiment with How to Dress Punk For Girls went awry. Thankfully I just stumbled across an informative posting on WikiHow "the how to manual that you can edit" (which is a great idea because I always thought normal how to manuals that had instructions you actually needed to follow were a little fascist and stifling to my individuality), called "How to Have the Hardcore Style." I like that passive phrasing particularly, because it doesn't say how to "get" the hardcore style, it makes it seem like after reading the article you will have it, because you always had it already. Most of this scene shit is self-fulfilling prophecy, right? If we're being honest though, it should probably be how to "front" the hardcore style, because another way of saying 'self-fulfilling scene prophesy' is 'being a big fucking phony,' a concept which describes roughly 100 percent of us anyway. So let's take a look at a few PRO TIPS on how to be hard core 4lyfe, none of which, sadly, will ever make you as hardcore as this eight year old girl.
(SEE ALSO: How to be Fat one of the major rules of which is Start a hardcore band)
(SEE ALSO: How to be Fat one of the major rules of which is Start a hardcore band)
via bandanas are legit. Also being a giant scary bro |
Wear the accessories. Bandannas are most common. You can put them around your face, in your back pocket, around your head, and so on. You can also wear baseball caps, usually a MLB baseball team's line from New Era. Plugs are also very common. Try not to look like a specific style. Remember, being hardcore is about individuality. Just be yourself. Chances are if you're reading this, you shouldn't be a 'hardcore kid'. Just be yourself.
Yes, put a bandana around your face that way no one will be able to identify you as someone who set out to be hardcore. Also wear a baseball cap, that one style move that is super unique to this particular musical based sub genre clothing affiliation motive. Plugs are great because then you get to have your skin be hardcore for eternity, many long decades after the rest of your brain stopped giving a shit. "Remember, being hardcore is about individuality," except, you know, if you want to follow these PRO TIPS. "Chances are if you're reading this, you shouldn't be a 'hardcore kid'." is actually pretty good advice. Seems like the article should stop there. It really, really doesn't.
Is this hard core? No one fucking knows. |
Wear the clothing. Some common themes in shirts, concert shirts, flannel, etc. For pants or shorts, basket ball shorts, or tight cut-offs or pants. Tight does not necessarily mean "girl" pants—just pants with a tight fit. As for shoes, you can wear skater shoes, but Nike dunks and 6.0 shoes are the most popular. However, while skater shoes are part of the style, make sure they fit well for moshing and hxc dancing. Some great moshing shoes are the Vans slip-ons. Also, keep your keys on a carabiner on a belt-loop.
This is different from the accessories, I guess, because a hat and a bandana is like a scene appetizer, and the shirt and pants are the main course? " Tight does not necessarily mean "girl" pants." LOL at the defensive bro who edited this part in.
Wear your hair in any fashion that you like. It could be short, long, very short, very long, bald, or punk. If you have large gauges you should shave your head.
If you have gauges you should shave your head right off with a samurai sword is what I think they meant to type here. BRB going to edit that part.
Develop your taste in music. It's best to ask your friends or other hardcore people about what music they like and for you to make your own judgment after listening to it. Developing your taste of music by appreciating a list is often subjective and difficult. When exploring hardcore music, always have an open mind. appreciate the music for what it is.
What it is is a chance to get effing real with your 'best friends for life' who are the only ones that 'really get you', albeit who you just met last week at your first youth center all ages gig a few days after you read this handy list.
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Go to shows. Most of the hardcore scene can be found there. Despite a shameless emo effort of "re-writing history", true hardcore kids were, are and will always BE MOSHING. If you're starting out, go to a show and watch for people, don't just jump in because you will most likely look stupid or get hurt. Some of these shows can pretty sick, and you could possibly go home with a broken arm depending on the band. This being said, know when you gotta back off. If you know there's a chance that you might be annihilated, only then do you wanna chill. however, this is no excuse to not get in the pit and throw down.
I dunno, this one seems like kind of a lot of work, driving all the way over there, standing in line, paying a cover charge, and what's worse, actually listening to what passes for hard core music in your particular local scene. Is there anyway I can reap the rewards of attention of identifying as hardcore without actually doing anything active about it? Oh right, all the costume tips throughout the rest of this post. The lazy types won't want to read this next one:
Do something hardcore. Being hardcore is not just about music and style. It's about doing something hardcore. There is a fine line between crazy and hardcore. Example: Crazy is base jumping off the Grand canyon. Hardcore is base jumping with a bike and no parachute. Hardcore things are like building homemade fireworks, taking risk, and headbanging at all shows. Live the hardcore life
Anything hardcore. Just do it (via sneaker companies). Yes, please, anyone reading this article sincerely, take this one to heart. Live the hardcore life, jump off a cliff on your bike with no parachute. But, remember, living the hardcore style isn't just about a look. Just in case you don't believe me, here is a super specific list of the appropriate type of things you can wear to fit in.
SHIRTS Solid colour long t-shirts, commonly black or white, are good for looking hardcore but conservative. The hardcore thug look is without doubt the "toughest" or "hardest" look. Bands of this genre include Madball, Skarhead, and E-Town Concrete. This look can be attained by crossing over the hardcore look (which we will explain shortly) with the hip-hop gangster look as popularized by the homies you went to/go to school with. A good example of how you could sport this look would be a Madball shirt one size too large, with a long white tee (find one at Champs or your local athletic store where the homeboys shop) underneath. Pair it up with a pair of baggy jeans, and some Nike Cortez's (Chuck Taylors, or any number of basketball shoes are an option, as are the solid black low-top Vans) along with a fitted New Era cap (keep the sticker on). Band shirts work as well, but only for local indie or underground bands. Shirts for the hardcore look, other than band shirts, are often simple. V-necks are coming into style. Layered camis, or tank tops are popular. Some of the classic zebra and cheeta prints are acceptable, but limited because those are more trendy for the scene style. Shirts with words are okay, but only select phrases. (Stay Brutal shirts are becoming popular within the deathcore scene, but if you want to be taken seriously beyond the Hot Topic crowd, avoid this like the plague.) Hello kitty is okay in very very small amounts. This trend was over done by the scene kids, and is now a poser symbol. But small things, such as a shirt or a necklace are okay. Stay away from skulls and such things.
Shirts with words are okay. That's one of the best sentences I've read in a long time.
Ramallah is hard core legitsies. |
What follows next is about a thousand more words on how to interact with people, what type of drugs you are allowed to do, what type of bands you are allowed to be in, and who you should be friending on social media. You know, "down-ass" hardcore 4lyfe shit. Go check out the rest and see if this subculture is the relevant choice for your developing personal brand, and keep this parting bit of advice in mind while you do:
As with all subcultures, hardcore is about individuality and expression. You defeat the purpose of being hardcore by making too much of an effort to follow other people. The words "be yourself" go a long way.
Hardcore is like hockey and baseball, where it has many unwritten rules. Follow them and you will have a blast in your scene. Break them, and...well just watch the Gangland FSU episode and find out.
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9 comments:
I LOLed pretty hard here. I admire the restraint in how you managed to work in some bits but mostly made the primary source do the heavy lifting. I’m just glad there’s enough room for individuality to allow for both basketball shorts and tight cut-offs.
Example: Crazy is base jumping off the Grand canyon. Hardcore is base jumping with a bike and no parachute.
Because there's nothing more hardcore than being dead.
Heh, thanks broganz. "Basketball shorts is a cool tip, because it's coded language for saying "it's ok to be fat."
Tits Before Disbhoner right?
Yes, you are right.
Hey, does anyone else have trouble leaving a comment here? Is it on the mobile site or the regular one? Not sure how you'd tell me I suppose now that I've thought this one through.
"is a great idea because I always thought normal how to manuals that had instructions you actually needed to follow were a little fascist and stifling to my individuality"
Classic!
"is a great idea because I always thought normal how to manuals that had instructions you actually needed to follow were a little fascist and stifling to my individuality"
Classic!
wow your right
boring
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