I think this is a couple months old, but being way too late on a trend and seeming really corny in the process kind of fits perfectly thematically, so let's call it even. I think it's safe to say we're all done with this word now, right? Then again, toiletries are pretty swag. Tissues and shit. Toilet paper, son. SWAG. Potato chip sales like a motherfucker.
And just so you can't say I never gave you anything, here's wherein a young woman walks around Walgreens and explains to us how much various items cost.
"Razors are $5.99, right? There's no reason why some bitches walk around with mustaches." Solid point. "Socks $5.49. I see some people walk around with no socks on. That's unacceptable. What, they sell some wife beaters? I didn't know they sell wife beaters... Lotion is $1.99. Who can not afford that? Walk around ashy. No."
Glad we had this talk. And then no one ever used the word "swag" again.
Glad we had this talk. And then no one ever used the word "swag" again.
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