The music world was shaken to its core yesterday when Azealia Banks, PTSOTL's new female rapper crush, who we predicted will break the internet this year, and for some reason no one gives a shit about yet besides the UK press, started a beef with last year's #1 vaguely rapper-like swag ass bitch Kreayshawn over Twitter. Or was she responding to a slight from Kreay Kreay? The world needs to know. 

It's hard to tell exactly what happened, since Kreayshawn seems to have taken down her original tweet, also her feed is an avalanche of shit, but as NME points out, and my Phoenix homeboy Michael Marotta breathlessly brought to my attention, Banks tweeted at yr girl "you think you're funny? You're a dumb bitch. And you can't rap. I'll sit on your face... Fall back slut."

Banks continued: "Lol. This is how bitches wanna start the new year? They want their mics ate this early? Omfg. Why fuck with me tho? What have I ever said about you or done to you for that matter? Ok. Ok. I'm done. This is silly."

A confused Kreayshawn then replied: "Huh? What did I do to you? I've been listening to your music all month. Strange. Stranger!" Then, according to reports, she deleted the tweet and replaced it with: "Did I just get smashed on twitter because I was supporting a fellow female? I sure did... *confused*"

To this, Banks responded: "whatever. Of All the things to rt, u rt something from pornhub. pick your fights more wisely. And when u do pick one don't switch it up once someone's at your neck… you're always tryna be cute and funny but your not built for it. Really your not."

So what exactly went on here? If I don't find out I will die. Did Kreayshawn Rick Roll a bitch, pretending to link to Azealia's video, but actually link to a video on Porn Hub? Now that I think of it, I seem to recall a porn bish that looks something like AB. brb going to go look at five hours of "ebony teen facials" and see what I can dig up.

Shit, I can't find it? Was it this young lady? (NSFW) More importantly, is this shit racist? Rest assured the PTSOTL investigative team will keep you informed as updates to this super important breaking story arrive. Even super, doubly more important, does anyone happen to know who that porn person it is I'm thinking of? I'm asking for a friend who would really like to know.

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