Godammit, I'm starting to think I really fucked up my Shittiest Pieces of Shit Songs of the Shitty Year list by not digging deep enough into the PTSOTL Shitty Pieces of Shit Archives, because not only did I forget to give a mention to Lady's "Twerk" or "Yankin", which I will regret for the rest of my life and/or the next 20 seconds, I also didn't include the worst song of the year Scandinavian version, from our girl Tonje Langeteig. Here's the post below in case you missed it. Really sorry about the oversight you guys. :( It's been a hard year.
Fire up your laughing holes internet bullies, because the new worst song of all time is here.
"I don't want to be a crappy housewife. That's why right now to the disco I go." That right there, my friends, is poetry. Also the official motto of every eurotrash broad I've ever met.
Kind of want to laugh at this video from Norwegian something something Tonje Langeteig, but also having a hard time choking back the tears. "I woke up one morning and I thought I was young, but no no no my youth was gone." :(
Also kind of feeling the hook. Maybe this isn't the new Rebecca Black, it's the new Kreayshawn?
Wait, oh my god, that point at like 2:47 where she tries to jump it up an octave step. Never mind. Never mind everything.
UPDATE The inevitable mashup below, plus your girl Toh-ehnyay on a horse --->
Kind of not that bad actually.
UPDATE The inevitable mashup below, plus your girl Toh-ehnyay on a horse --->
Kind of not that bad actually.
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16 comments:
zooof. I think that about sums it up.
Wow, "Hot Chicks with Douchebags" goes to Oslo! She's a bit, erm, curvy for a Norwegian girl, which is tough to do if you've ever sampled Norwegian cuisine. It's hard to imagine white-guy rapping getting more annoying than it already is, but I think adding a Norwegian accent does the trick: that dude is like Einar from the Sugarcubes with a spray tan.
"I'm a little pretty girl, trapped inside a grownup's body." Can't tell you how many times I've said that.
hi we're shooting my crappy housewife video tonight, can you make it?
No, how bout tomorrow at 10am?
also, that's a step not an octave musical genius
Haha, woops.
octave reads a little better though. who's going know what step means. Prolly just change it back.
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Maybe it's light out because it's an after hours club? Or maybe it's the middle of summer and it's still light out at 2 am? Still doesn't explain why the disco is in a hotel conference room, though.
This is real?
I kind of think it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQkx6WAbHrs&feature=related inevitable i suppose.
Mashup: Rebecca Black vs. Tonje Langeteig - "Crappy Friday"
I think Jan Terri's "Losing You" still has her beat, if only by a hair. Remember when we were all excited about digital media democratizing both the means of production and distribution of entertainment? We were so innocent then.
Oh right! That song. Yikes.
And yes, we thought it was going to be a utopian artistic dream. Idiots.
'It's all fun and games until you know what it's like to be a crappy housewife' --Michael Ian Black
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