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Should you wear pants when you go to Walmart? Bronan the Barbarian answers this very important question for us with this Simple Guide to Covering Your Fat Ass With Clothing.
Welcome to Bronan’s Guide to the Wonderful World of Fashion! This is the first in a series of articles wherein I helpfully impose my fashion sense upon the internet with an iron fist.
Welcome to Bronan’s Guide to the Wonderful World of Fashion! This is the first in a series of articles wherein I helpfully impose my fashion sense upon the internet with an iron fist.
Many of my readers have questioned the acceptability of gracing Walmart and other public venues with their presence sans pants. I’ve created this handy flow chart outlining every possible scenario regarding whether or not your disgusting fupa should be hidden from public view.
Though the flow chart should be self-explanatory, I’ll go ahead and add a few more visual cues for my literacy-challenged following:
(Go read the rest and be horrified by some disgusting ass meat here.)
(Go read the rest and be horrified by some disgusting ass meat here.)
--BRONAN THE BARBARIAN
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6 comments:
Pants are for quitters.
That makes sense?
no shirt no shoes no visible ass flab, no service. same rules apply.
The twist is that everyone should wear pants at Walmart.
That picture is quite arousing (the girl, not the flowchart).
I have a feeling that bum isn't all it's cracked up to be no pun intended.
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