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The Holy Ship!/ Hard electronic festival-related thing just pulled back into shore. The cruise to the Bahamas featured a who's who of today's EDM scene, like Skrillex, Steve Aoki, A-Trak, Rusko, Boys Noize, Laidback Luke and every other turd with a sideways haircut and a grindy Macbook in the world. The only thing it was missing was a submarine to torpedo the whole thing into oblivion, right dudes? /cuts off sleeves, practices karate, butt rocks the fuck out.
Will you look at all these losers? Partying day and night with a thousand of their peers in the gorgeous sun, getting to see a huge lineup of international talent all in one place, fingering mad stubbly pussies in the engine room or whatever (via Titanic). I'd much rather be home in a freezing Boston apartment making fun of people on my computer. :/ Which is what I will now do anyway, because your enjoyment of life is an affront.
Seriously though, this is the most exciting cruise ship related thing I have ever seen since the time I got diarrhea on the way to Pleasure Island with my parents in high school/ Kickball Katy got her tubs out on that indie rock cruise ship thing last spring.
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Shouldn't there be like some sort of bro-step royalty protocol like how the president and vice president and the one other main sentate dude can't be partying in the same place at once in case of a terrorist attack?
Worst bukkake scene ever.
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Does this Metallica t-shirt make my personal brand seem more authentic?
I've got a pink thing on my head here people. I dunno, I got nothing for this one leave me alone.
Young narcissists in love. <3
You can see her boob is why.
Yeah, that was pretty much the look on my face after seeing this picture myself.
I know exactly how you feel here bro.
Why is it called bro-step again?
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U MAD? (Yes, a little actually)
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From my forthcoming hit single-serving Tumblr UK Dubstep Hero or Florida Methhead That Snuck on the Ship.
Because it's like cunnilingus, you see.
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9 comments:
The dude with the American Apparel nerd glasses is Corey Feldman, right?
Corey Feldman's ghost. Wait, which one is dead?
Anyone ever see that picture Ghost Ship: The Ship that Was a Ghost but also there were Ghost on the Same Ship?
What ever happened to just standing there and letting your picture be taken in your natural pose?
WOH KIND OF NSFW.
Because people are awkward and acting out is the only way they know to cover that up? That's my excuse anyway.
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Hooo boy. Something tells me there will be a lot more sausage at that particular fest. A veritable frankfurter fete you might call it.
i'd like it if this blog was 90% more about vehicles that were ghosts while also containing ghosts. jsia.
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