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I'm not a hateful man. I try my best to keep my innate Northeastern liberal elitist impulses in check as much as possible, because I recognize that this is a big country, and people are different in many ways -- their hopes, their talents, their access to education and culture. Their shitty parents. Fuck all of that though, because when I watch this video from Toddlers & Tiaras (TDW via BWE), a show that apparently airs on cable and people watch -- maybe even you! -- I can't help but think it's time to shut 'er down. We had a good run. Railroads and steam engines and shit. I'll miss football I guess, and ginger ale. Would've liked to have stuck around to see what new jetpack developments turned up in the next decade. We'll never know now. Bring the fire rain down upon us, vengeful Christ on the moon, it's the only way to be sure vile creatures like this can't propagate and take over the world. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go drink a gallon of "go-go juice" and show the judges my belly for mommy and wait for the sweet release of blissfully eternal sleep.
Video below. Don't watch it if you haven't had your Lorazepam yet today.
Video below. Don't watch it if you haven't had your Lorazepam yet today.
Here's a video I took of myself on my web cam after watching this shit.
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14 comments:
Ginger ale is pretty awesome.
Yeah, got to say there's nothing quite like a tall glass of ginger ale, really cold, lots of ice. Ginger beer is always a little too spicy for me to be refreshing. But, you know, none of that matters anymore.
i made it 35 seconds into that. fuck them, fuck the world and fuck you for making me aware that this exists. how are you supposed to go about your day after seeing something like this?
As usual, another white artist ripping off African-American culture in a failed attempt to mask her own lack of talent. She is the Vanilla Ice of grade-school beauty queens.
HA @ EVERYONE. FEEL MY BRAIN PAIN
I knew that was going to make me sad, but since today is so beautiful out I was able to counter-act the negative thoughts. I am now neutral.
Yo, what's up with the weather today anyway? WHERE'S AL GORE NOW BITCHES? RITE?
6 years old, 2 kids, and a mad case of jungle fever. Bless her little heart.
I think it's kind of cool that Chris Farley was reincarnated. It's s tale about faith.
The first time I've seen subtitles for the kid, Mom AND Dad. I guess we've gotten an inside look at the American Chav sect of the population.
Wow. I have to wonder, was she born that way or raised that way? I did watch the whole thing... I'm a mom to a little girl and I really need to know what NOT to do.
That was just, wow...awful.
You could make another future toddler out of that mother's neck fat for sure.
I'm no science doctor, but maybe don't feed her a diet of Mountain Dew? Easier said than done I guess.
I thought that where babies came from.
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