I hate to besmirch the recently dead, but then again, most recently dead dudes didn't systematically cover up and/or look the other way from a decade plus of child rape going on under his nose by his buddy. Allegedly. Good night sweet prince. Prince of fucking darkness.

Joe Paterno, the longtime Penn State coach who won more games than anyone in major college football but was fired amid a child sex abuse scandal that scarred his reputation for winning with integrity, died Sunday. He was 85. AP

The statement from his family reads, in part "It is with great sadness that we announce that Joe Paterno passed away earlier today. His loss leaves a void in our lives that will never be filled."


"He died as he lived," covering up child abuse so his football business didn't get closed up." He fought hard until the end, stayed positive," except when he remembered that he was a serial child rape enabler, "thought only of others," except that whole thing with the raped kids, "and constantly reminded everyone of how blessed his life had been," unlike those kids. "His ambitions were far reaching, but he never believed he had to leave this Happy Valley to achieve them. He was a man devoted to his family, his university, his players and his community," but, and we probably can't stress this enough, not those kids, the ones that got raped that he knew about all those years.

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