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Congratulations on the birth of your new child. Truly, it's a miracle, and an occasion which you'll never forget. Do you happen to be internationally famous for yelling into a microphone? No. Oh. Then never mind. Your baby is a piece of shit.
That's the jist of the situation in the neonatal unit at Lenox Hill Hospital in New York City, where the VIP section is popping off this week after the birth of Beyonce and Jay-Z's child Blue Ivy Carter. Baby bottles filled with Crystal and shit. Designer onesies. Incubator entourages. Never mind spitting flow, lil baby here is spitting-up, amirite? So it would seem according to this New York Post story which I'm trusting has been thoroughly vetted and lays out the situation in the evenhanded and sober manner we've come to expect.
To accommodate the influential couple’s demand for privacy for them and their new kid at Lenox Hill Hospital, other new and expecting parents said they have essentially been put on “lockdown” — and even booted out of the Neonatal Intensive Care Unit, which was on the same floor as Beyonce’s delivery “suite” — so the pampered songstress and her party could come and go unencumbered.
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Giving things letter grades is my bit. Also saying things are "my bit" is my bit. I invented most of the reasons you're funny in other words.
Kindly fuck right off with all of that talk.
I knew you'd be defensive about it.
FYI - The Brooklyn dad in the story, Neil Coulon, used to play drums in the Boston band 27. Does that make him someone?
Not to me it don't. He left Boston the traitor. Just like Zavracky.
Blue Ivy is dangerously close to Blue Iris....the elderly porn star who used to frequent Howard Stern....may she RIP.
You know them black people put her placenta on those burgers. Dey crazy like dat! I'd eat Beyonce's placenta in a heartbeat. That shit has to be like a veal cutlet, so tasty and tender.
Mmmmmmmmmm! Gurl yo aftaburth is good as hell.
You know them black people put her placenta on those burgers. Dey crazy like dat! I'd eat Beyonce's placenta in a heartbeat. That shit has to be like a veal cutlet, so tasty and tender.
Mmmmmmmmmm! Gurl yo aftaburth is good as hell.
Is it racist that the first thing I thought when I heard that name was "black people give their kids the worst names?"
http://yoisthisracist.com/ A question for our man here.
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