I'm kind of 'feeling' legitimately vibing to this Rick Santorum campaign song from Oklahoma family band First Love. If you completely disregard the lyrics I mean. Also helps if you block out every single other member of the family besides the two star daughters, which, by the way, they seem to have had the good sense to do here themselves for the most part. Could just be me though, always had a bit of a thing for whackadoozle racist chicks.
Now why would they do that I wonder? Seems contrary to God's plan to foist your daughters onto the internet where who knows what some random blogger pervert could do with their image in his mind. The point I'm trying to make here, Harris family, is that I am probably going to gay-masturbate with this song on in the background while I try on a Ronald Reagan mask. Don't worry, I'll be wearing a condom. Game on!
Video below. It's so good, no joke. Watch the rest of their covers as well. Wowzers, they put Zooeyzerz to shame in the adorkability quotient, only, and I probably can't point this out enough times, minus the whole, you know, literally insane Christian thing.
Now why would they do that I wonder? Seems contrary to God's plan to foist your daughters onto the internet where who knows what some random blogger pervert could do with their image in his mind. The point I'm trying to make here, Harris family, is that I am probably going to gay-masturbate with this song on in the background while I try on a Ronald Reagan mask. Don't worry, I'll be wearing a condom. Game on!
Video below. It's so good, no joke. Watch the rest of their covers as well. Wowzers, they put Zooeyzerz to shame in the adorkability quotient, only, and I probably can't point this out enough times, minus the whole, you know, literally insane Christian thing.
If it makes you feel any better, pastor dad, just consider it vindication that everything you've been feeding into your eight kids' slightly over-sized domes at home-school about the dangers of the liberal media and the sinful world at large is true. We're all going to hell.
Probably makes sense that I would like this shit, especially considering , which is what these girls will probably grow up into once they get their first crush on a skateboarder at Warped Tour.
Probably makes sense that I would like this shit, especially considering , which is what these girls will probably grow up into once they get their first crush on a skateboarder at Warped Tour.
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oh my god. i cannot believe this is real. sometimes my mind melts down in disbelief of other humans.
I remember the first time I had Ronald Reagan.
they didn't like bush! solid politickers.
Right, Michelle just pointed that out to me (she has been playing it all day!) What was wrong with Bush?!
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