This Juicy J and Kreayshawn video has been out for a while, but I didn't see it until just now (H/T SYWH) so that means it's brand new.
I don’t know who JUICY J is, but I like this song and I love the video. KREAYSHAWN is looking retardedly hot in it, like God reached down from the clouds and created the perfect wigneck waifu for me… like the girl I always wanted to see waiting for the bus outside the Everett Mall, listening to SPICE 1 or DJ Quik on her Walkman. - Sarge D.
I don't know what all of those words mean but I kind of agree. Except with the part about the song being good. KK looks adorbz as usual, but sometimes feel like I just want her to try, maybe just a little bit, when it comes to writing her verses.
Whenever I see a hear track from Kreayshawn I turn into this concerned English teacher character who sees talent in one of his young students and wants to see her extend the barest modicum of effort. I know this doesn't seem like it's important now, and that you're hairstylist/t-shirt silk screening/dub step DJ/ party-promoter career is going to take off as soon as you graduate, but if you look a little closer, you'll understand that there's magic inside these words, I'd say, paging through an Emily Dickinson volume or whatever. Then there would be a montage where she, like, gets in trouble after school, and it cuts back to me looking at the clock every day while she skips class, shaking my head, disappointed as I slowly opened my depressing brown paper bag lunch, dripping mustard on my blazer.
Then I'd show up to the big school talent show/all ages rock venue/skateboard park/mixed martial arts fight to see her sing/dance/graffiti tag and she'd look out into the crowd and see me watching expectantly. Someone does care about me, she'd think. And I'd nod in agreement, silently, because I'm also a telepath on some X-Men shit which we got into in the first act of the movie I haven't mentioned yet, and she'd know that words had meaning after all. They weren't just sounds that come out of the hole in your face when you're not filling it with smoke/syrup/pills/penis.
Then I'd go home and masturbate like five times thinking about her. She's 18 though so it's cool.
Anyway, Kreayshawn, someone needs to look over your work before you turn it in is all I'm saying.
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4 comments:
Juicy J rhymed "marathon" with "marathon."
Also, he's a man named Juicy J.
Nothing lazier than when rappers rhyme the same word.I see that a lot lately.
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