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ZOMBIES EAT YOUR FACE TONIGHT AT MIDDLE EAST. Sort of. It's actually just a set from and they have that one track "Zombie" so UCWIDTR? I'm sure there will be a lot of based zombies chewing on the insides of their own faces at this party anyway though, so close enough. (For rill doe, those guys are pretty good, so check it out if you're in the area.)
Actually, if you think about it, or alternatively, if you really don't think that much about it and are reaching for something to blog about, neo-rave ragers like this are basically the exact same thing as the zombie apocalypse, right?
Let's compare the two below and see whether or not this airtight thesis holds up.
Spooky shit. Alright, check out these photos and see if we can tell the difference between the end of the world and partying like it's the end of the world YOU GUYS.
Herd of ferocious monsters coming to scare the shit out of everyone, or merely a pack of ravenous zombies?
Post-zombie-apocalyptic safe house hideout, or club kid's apartment? HARD TO SAY.
This could be a line for medical supplies and shotgun ammunition, or a line for a $30 large print t-shirt. NO ONE KNOWS.
People think, like, a prison, or a fortified bank is a good place to set up shop to keep the encroaching hoards at bay, waving their arms hopelessly at you from beyond the barricade, trying to get a piece of you in their grasp. But what about setting up your rig on stage and just blasting those demons in the face with sick bass drops to keep them stunned? Something to think about.
Just like in any zombie movie, there's usually like one black dude there. DON'T GET EATEN UP BRO. LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU.
Always a guy like this who lets you crash in his fucked up hillbilly situation to hide out and sleep it off for the night until it's safe to face the world again, but then he goes bonkers while you're sleeping so you have to GTFO real quick and you, like, forget your backpack full of super important shit you need to get through the day, like your adderall script. Same thing happens in zombie movies too.
Bright fluorescent yellow is a popular fashion statement and helps you stand out in a crowd, whether everyone is 4real dead or just dead to their parents when they get home tonight.
If you see a girl like this at a dance party or in the middle of the end of the world, you know she's going to be hounded by flesh-eating savages salivating at the prospect of getting their teeth on her collarbone.
No one really looks that smooth dancing to dubstep, so just go with what feels natural and hope for the best.
She's kind of got more of a blogwave/folkquirk/authentic indie vibe going on here, but there's a lot of cross over between dance and indie lately, so you might see her at a dance party too these days. NO TELLING.
Saw this girl waiting in line to get into Throwed last week for so long in the February cold she exploded. Still looking good though buddy!
Then again, sometimes you have both things going on at once. That's called synergy in marketing terms, I think.
YO DOGG CAN I GET ANOTHER TASTE OF THAT SHIT? I SWEAR I'LL HOOK YOU UP NEXT TIME I'M STRAIGHT. MY MAN HAS BEEN OUT OF TOWN FOR A MINUTE.
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3 comments:
I think I partied with those last two dudes a few times back in the day.
Way too many of those guys and not enough girls in bikinis at the parties I used to go to.
Kind of have a strange urge to do drugs and dance right now and shoot someone in the fact with a shotgun, but that's all pretty normal for me, so never mind.
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