Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Macho Man Randy Savage is dead. Here's hoping you're coming off the top rope with a big elbow to Jesus's beard right now, brother. You taught me how to be a man (vis a vis steroids, waxing, beard-power), and I'll never forget that I shed a tear when you married the lovely Miss Elisabeth in the ring (because that's the day I realized I was a huge fucking dork.)
Confront your mortality with this shitty song I truly and sincerely love and will be listening to all day.
hehe, Savage Hogan |
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,W.H. Auden
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.
Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead,
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.
He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last for ever: I was wrong.
The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.
For nothing now can ever come to any good.
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7 comments:
poemetry for the dometry. second thing i read online today about macho man. that's gotta be a sign.
Snap into a HNNNNNG!
Is it just me or is dudes package looking a little lacking in that shot?
That photo of him dropping the elbow on Hogan though? Epic. And I think wrestling is fucking stupid. BACK IN MY DAY IT WAS LEGIT THO
Was that poem in 4 weddings and a funeral?
well quit looking at his package anonymous faggot
Only ironic post-homophobia homophobia here thanks.
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