Even the cubicles in Brazil are hottt. Stupid sexy Brazil.
Here's this news from AOL, which I'm going to repost big chunks of here because who is going to stop me, the internet police? (Thanks to Emperor Porkchop for the boner, and the headline, which alleviated it.)
"In a decision that can only be described as touchy," [VAGINA TOUCHY HE MEANS] "...a Brazilian judge has reportedly ruled that a 36-year-old female accountant can legally masturbate at work and watch porn on her work computer."
Ana Catarian Bezerra successfully argued that she suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality, according to a viral news story.
Her work situation began to suffer because the only way she can relieve her anxiety is by masturbating frequently, according to Guanabee.com.
"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to 47 times a day," she said. "That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."
After winning a court battle and seeking professional help, Bezerra is legally entitled to combine work with pleasure.
Haha, good one.
"As might be expected, Bezerra's case raises all sorts of eyebrows (among other things)..." Ok, let's just stop it there. You get the idea. He's talking it boners I'm pretty sure. Speaking of which, how unfair is it that women can technically masturbate almost 50 times in a day? Good thing dudes can't do that, or else we'd never get anything done around the office right bros? Haha. Because guys jerk off a lot.
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4 comments:
Interesting amount of times.
Oh wow. That had not ocurred to us, Dude.
I call bullshit, that would hurt to do that that many times. I like the title though. Clever.
Wait 47 times isn't normal?
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