Thursday, May 19, 2011

Botox Mom made that shit up, somehow looks worse



Woops, so, uh... remember the woman who was injecting botox into her 8 year old daughter's 8 year old daughter face from a couple internet days ago? Just kidding, she said today. I just pretended to be the worst mother in the world for a couple hundo. No biggie.


 


TMZ has the details, which is something I don't think I've ever written on this blog, but I suppose there's a first time for everything...


TMZ has obtained a sworn declaration written by Sheena Upton, who claims she was recently approached by the British tabloid, The Sun, and asked "to play the role of Kerry Campbell" for a story called "I Give My 8-Year-Old Daughter Botox."

Upton now confesses The Sun paid her $200 adding, "I was provided with the story, instructions and a script to follow for a recorded interview."

After the story ran in The Sun, Upton says she was approached by "Good Morning America" and "Inside Edition" and claims she was offered  "a large fee" to appear on camera.  She went on both shows and re-told her story.

After the interview, child welfare officials took Upton's daughter away.

Upton now admits in her declaration, "The truth is I have never given my daughter Botox, nor allowed her to get any type of waxing, nor is she a beauty pageant contestant."

Upton says professionals agree with her declaration, because on May 17, she took her daughter to the UCLA Medical Center and says, "After my daughter received a full medical exam, the results indicated that she has not ever received treatments including Botox or other such injections."
Good news! I think? Or is this even worse? I'm not crazy, she says, I'm just greedy. And really, really stupid. 

More importantly, now what am I gonna do with this perfectly good pitch fork and torch kit I just picked up at Target on sale?  Meh, I'll just wait 30 seconds on the internet and someone else should come along who needs angry-mob vengeance vis a vis their face.


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6 comments:

said...

Are you telling me I was outraged for nothing? Now I'm twice as outraged!!

Anonymous said...

I share that meta-anger.

said...

WELL I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ANYMORE

said...

I hope The Sun at least reports Bat Boy's reaction.

Anonymous said...

Can we please be angry at Good Morning America and Inside Edition for putting this jackass on in the first place? All of those who think they didn't know her story was bull raise your hand...
Oh, come on seriously!!

Anonymous said...

Thank god the rapture is tomorrow, I think I'm all done with everything.

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