Speaking of poor gym etiquette, I posted about my man here before, but it was post-mop down, so I don't think everyone was adequately grossed out. Caught the super villain gym sweating dude again yesterday though, didn't I? How'd I do it? Welp, you see, I followed the Mississippi of salty shoulder water back to its source.
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smh
come again?
that's sweat on the floor? bullshit.
I promise that is sweat. This guy is there every time I go grinding away on the bike, no matter when I go. I go different times every day, like tuesday at 1 pm here's there, Thursday at 7 pm here's there.
that is 100% real sweat. that's why we call him the sweating man. cause he sweats a lot and we're really good at coming up with nicknames.
Okay... You should work up a sweat. That is damn nasty, who sweats like that. Glandular problem? Maybe?...
It's an excited sweat. O'Neil's doing fucking squats in front of this poor bastard. Quit stalking him.
but..but...is it rolling down his forehead, then down his body and dripping from the tips of his toes? how fat is this guy?
It like runs down his entire bodies in rivulets of salt liquid.
I am imagining a blind guy with his dog walking by and the dog licking it up. But the guy doesn't stop him because he doesn't know that it's sweat. And no one wants to warn the blind guy that his dog is lapping up sweat, because no one wants to talk with the blind guy. And everyone just sort of wonders if the blind guy knows where he is and if he knows he's in a gym. So, no one wants to be like "hey buddy, you're in a gym and your dog's lapping up some dude's sweat on the floor." And the blind guy says, "YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW I'M IN A GYM, BUDDY, HUH, I'M BLIND, I'M NOT STUPID. AND THERE'
S NO WAY IN THE WORLD THAT THAT IS SWEAT." then the other guy says, "No, man it's sweat, you should've seen.. that...um...guy. Crap."
Yeah, we were all imagining that. I didn't think it needed to be said.
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