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Hey this is cool, our friend Karyn Polewacyk's piece from the other day on here Apathy is an aphrodisiac. Why do dudes always hit on me when I'm dressed down? was cross-posted at Jezebel today. 'Proud of u' Karyn. Naturally there's been a nice influx of new readers to the site today because of it, so at the risk of man-splaining my own blog, here are a few recent other posts you might appreciate/'get mad' at if you're a Jezebel reader.
How to Be an Alpha Male, According to the Internet
I spelunked into the bro-iest depths of the internet's man caves for you guys and came back with a report on how to be a misogynistic shit head. Let's all go have a learn, shall we?
How to Be an Alpha Male, According to the Internet
I spelunked into the bro-iest depths of the internet's man caves for you guys and came back with a report on how to be a misogynistic shit head. Let's all go have a learn, shall we?
Some people love to proclaim how stellar it is to be single, whether it's because they love fucking everything that breathes, or they have amazing careers that make them a bajillion dollars and/or eat up every second of their time, or they're total narcissists who think no one will ever reach their level of rad. Whatever. Good for them, the lucky bastards. I say, however: fuck that noise. Here's why.
In the discussion about the Is Lana Del Rey pro-pedophila? piece we posted earlier today, both here in the comments and , a sort of depressing point came up: a lot of pedophile songs are pretty fucking awesome. "Into the Night"? Sketchiest video ever, but it's a fucking jam. Now what?
Tough call on the shittiest women-hating country in the world contest this week. Just when it looked like Russia might be leading the pack after putting three women in jail for two years for the heinous crime of criticizing the church and president Vladimir Putin while carrying a dangerous weapon (vaginas), our own brave nation has bounded back into the mix. What we may lack in outright in your face corruption prowess, we’ve always made up for in horse-titted stupidity, like the statements made by Missouri state Rep and candidate for Senate Todd Akin on Sunday about “legitimate rape.”
Thought Catalog is putting up a good fight for the WORST WEB-SITE ON THE INTERNET crown. This piece today Things You Should Know Before You Date a Writer might be the most Thought Catalogy piece I've ever read: 1) it adds nothing of substance to any discussion of anything, and 2) it's so solipsistic that it not only sucks its own dick, it swallows its own load, then bites its own dick off and eats it, digests it, forms it into a compact little dick-shaped turd, then eats the turd. Forever. Ouroboros of shit.
It's times like these that I really wish I hadn't used up my allotment of Jodie Foster-meeting-the-aliens-in-Contact references over the years, because this wedding piece here is a brilliant, compressed-diamond of such overwhelming beauty that it defies words. I am humbled by it. I am hamstrung. I have nothing to add. I'm a joke hobo with an empty joke top hat whose lid flaps open like a soup can and whose joke pants keep falling down. ( did a pretty job riffing on it though.)
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Readership has soared into the double digits. I was into PTSOTL before all the Johnny come latelys. Oh yeah, me and O'Neil are tight.
Meanwhile in Boston...
Shit, I wish I could ban that one asshole.
I wasn't even really into PTSOTL before it was a thing.
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