I really can't stay - Baby it's cold outside
I've got to go away - Baby it's cold outside
Ahhhh, Christmas. Classic songs like this always put me in the holiday spirit. Hearkens back to simpler, date-rapier times.
We get it dude, it's winter and it's cold. It was probably cold when she came over, but, and maybe I'm misreading the dozen or so times she says she wants to get the fuck out, I'm starting to get the idea she doesn't want to bang you. Call me a radical liberal feminazi or whatever, but that's just my reading. I'm not too good with interpreting all of the subtle social cues of the mating process though, so I could be off here. Let's see how this plays out...
My mother will start to worry - Beautiful, what's your hurry
My father will be pacing the floor - Listen to the fireplace roar
My father will be pacing the floor - Listen to the fireplace roar
She lives with her parents dude. How old is this chick anyway? Maybe, I don't know, give her a call tomorrow? Make plans for the weekend? Streets should be plowed by then I'm guessing.
The neighbors might think - Baby, it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink - No cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how - Your eyes are like starlight
To break the spell - I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell
Say, what's in this drink - No cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how - Your eyes are like starlight
To break the spell - I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell
What's in the drink? Roofies apparently.
I ought to say no, no, no, sir - Mind if I move closer
At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's the sense in hurting my pride?
I really can't stay - Baby don't hold out
Ahh, but it's cold outside
At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's the sense in hurting my pride?
I really can't stay - Baby don't hold out
Ahh, but it's cold outside
Yeah, bitch. Give the dude what he wants. You shouldn't have come over if you weren't gonna put out, right? Those are the rules.
I simply must go - Baby, it's cold outside
The answer is no - Ooh darling, it's cold outside
The answer is no - Ooh darling, it's cold outside
THE ANSWER IS NO DUDE.
My sister will be suspicious - Man, your lips look delicious
Ummmm, starting to get into some potential serial killer canibal shit here bro. We get that there are no cabs, but what else have you got going on around that place? Starting to envision barbed wire fences and bear traps in the front lawn.
But don't you see - How can you do this thing to me?
There's bound to be talk tomorrow - Think of my life long sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied - If you caught pneumonia and died
I really can't stay - Get over that hold out
Ahh, but it's cold outside
There's bound to be talk tomorrow - Think of my life long sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied - If you caught pneumonia and died
I really can't stay - Get over that hold out
Ahh, but it's cold outside
Life long sorrow? Jesus fucking christ, you sound pathetic now. Here's a plan: see if you can control yourself for five minutes, wait till she leaves and then take care of that boner yourself. Pretty sure you'll be fine.
thanks to Ceretto for the inspiration, and also for never date raping me in college.
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"thanks to Ceretto for the inspiration, and also for never date raping me in college."
.... that you know of....
shit.
Good song anyway though.
stealing my bit!
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