If there's one thing all of us have in common, Christians, Mohammedans, China-men Bolsheviks... bears riding bicycles in the circus, adult people who read Harry Potter books, it's understanding that driving through the Lincoln tunnel into or out of New York City is evidence that hell actually exists. So it's a curious spot for an atheist group to launch their can't-fail program to brainwash real Americans into an eternity of irony-based suffering from a vengeful creator who furnished his basement with spooky lava caves. That's where one such group put up a billboard calling Christmas a myth.
You should never underestimate the power of Catholics' spiteful revenge, of course, which is a lesson I learned at a young age growing up in Massachusetts. Realizing that deriving insight about the creation of the universe and the meaning of everything in existence from a billboard is about as powerful a medium as taking it from an ancient comic book, The Catholic League saw this sacrilege against faith and said "Oh yeah? How about now bitches?" and put up their own billboard. "So after Christian motorists have had their sensibilities assaulted as they exit New Jersey, they will experience a sense of joy, and satisfaction, as they enter New York City," said president of Jesus-based political activism, Bill Donohue.
Why someone like Donohue, who thinks New York City is filled with a bunch of godless fags (paraphrasing there) should deserve to be rewarded with anything other than a pitchfork in the ass (you know what I mean), is kind of a mystery. Isn't he the dude that rigorously defended the Church during the pedophilia scandal by blaming it on teh gayz? Nice fellow, anyway, is my point. Here's his counter argument to y'all godless bitches:
The New York Post lives for this type of cultural poo-flinging. "The Catholic League’s sign was a welcome sight for two New Jersey women driving out of the tunnel with the new billboard in full view," they reported. "We agree, Jesus is the reason for the season," said Antonique Smith, who was driving into Manhattan with her sister Yolanda Smith," expressing one of my preferred logical decision-making frameworks, the rhyme-based system. It's about as sound a system as any of the others on display here, I guess.
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wouldn't mind making her scream oh god, oh god if you know what i mean. i'd give 'er the ole bill clinton/monica lewinsky if you catch my drift. anyway, jeff in the car has something to share...
Listening to talk radio
I know I'm a turd for listening to sports talk, but is it too much to ask that the people who call in stop beginning every call with 30 seconds of "Hey, how you doint?" "Good, how are you?" "Good." "..."
this fucking sellout below the fold bullshit. remember when the list was real shit back in the analog version? drop ceilings, egg nog. put this on the boat.
Haha, honestly I feel you on that one. But numbers is numbers, and if there's any question in you're mind that I'm going to sell out the first chance I get, we can put that to rest right now.
PTSOTL put out the Green Album years ago, Anonymous
The Green Album was still really good! The next couple, hrm.
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