You thought your little pussy ass nativity scene was an adequate expression of worship? How about a Christmas celebration that is IN YOUR FACE? Giant livestock in costumes, thundering angel music, flashing lights...other weird shit! Hard to figure out why the camel here freaked the fuck out.
Lula Bell the camel wasn't expected to be all anyone was talking about after First Baptist Church's Christmas pageant dress rehearsal on Thursday evening.
But when a 1,000-pound animal and its rider topple into the pews, it's impossible not to take notice. Sun Sentinel
Seriously though *laces up white high tops* What is the deal with these church services nowadays? Kneel down, stand up, sit down, kneel again? And then the camel is all... Fuck it, I'm done. Anyone sitting there? Oh there is? Whatever, I'm two thousand pounds.
Watch the video over on the other side. Although, fair warning, once you get there you may never want to come back.
via Deadspin
Oh, and by the way:
Project Christmas continues through this weekend at the church in downtown West Palm Beach. Tickets are $5 and $10.
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4 comments:
People are stupid... even in church. What is next, white tigers at a baptism? Why don't we ask Siegfried and Roy about that...
You misspelled "especially in..."
you ever been to one of those "super churches" that does shit like this? it spins your dome in so many directions you'll want to fall over harder than that camel.
I went to a giant church in California once, but I don't think it was like a circus like this one (literally).
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