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Slow news day, aside from that school board shooter dude, and the fact that my feet are really cold today. What's up with winter? It's too cold is what's up. That's real talk. I suppose Gawker's user accounts all being hacked is still a big deal on the internet, but I'm not worried about it personally. The only thing they might have gotten out of me is my fantasy football password, and if any hackers out there want to take a crack at running my miserable team (Eli Manning is my starting QB) then please feel free. Couldn't do any worse than me.
Been a pretty good day vis a vis awesome press releases winding up in my inbox though. I got a couple of these today and just had to run over here and share them with you guys, since I know you're all looking for holiday gift ideas and what not. I trust you'll put these to good use. One's for a Bruse [sic] Lee Fathead. "The industry leader in officially licensed sports and entertainment graphics, is celebrating the life of a legend." About time, right?!
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This year marks Bruce Lee’s 70th Anniversary and Fathead is offering the Bruce Lee Fathead in 5 different sizes and poses, all on one Real.Big Fathead sheet for an unbelievable all-in-one collection. The main image of Martial Arts Master and originator of Jeet Kune Do, stands coiled ready to strike in one of his dynamic and iconic poses. In all fans, practitioners and followers get 9 amazing images.
Noted. Speaking of things we've all been waiting for
Celebrating Beauty in All Shapes and Sizes, Sonsi’s Drink Packs a Pleasing Plus-Size Punch
BENSALEM Pa. (Dec. 15, 2010) – This holiday season’s newest women’s fashion accessory is a cocktail that packs a plus-size punch! The Sonsi-tini, which made its debut at Full Figured Fashion Week™ in New York last June and quickly gained a following among Plus-Size fashionistas from coast-to-coast as the curvy woman’s Cosmo, is finding its place on the holiday party scene.
God help you if you actually want to go read the full releases after the jump thing, but it's your life dude. I'll see you over there with a special treat.
OK, I couldn't bring myself to go through with cutting and pasting any more of these because I didn't want to waste everyone's time. (For the first time in my life). So to make it up to you, here's a picture of two bears on a date via what I'm only assuming is some sort of bear dating website.
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Since my life is sad and empty, I looked up more on the Sonsi-tini. I was disappointed to learn it’s just your average fruity type of martini mixed drink whatever. I thought it was going to include a half-stick of butter or a pig’s foot or something, like the plus-sized girls were taking back the night. Kind of a PR/marketing head-scratcher here. “Hey, barkeep, give me that, uh, shit, I forget… the cosmo for fat people.”
Right? I thought the exact same thing when I got it. I was like, "Oh cool. Bacon infused chocolate sugar bombs!" Then it was like a regular thing. What does that have to do with "curvy" women? Isn't it just a Cosmo for people who drink other types of Cosmos?
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Someone just tweeted this at my face.
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NO THANKS.
Bruce Lee’s 70th Anniversary of what?
45% of all bear relationships started on a bear dating site. Fact.
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