Come on, KFC, not cool bro. That's kind of, uh... presumptuous isn't it? The point is, that, errrr...you can't really, um... Ah, fuck it, just read the story, I'm gonna take a knee on this one. "File this one under 'can't believe nobody thought to do this 50 years ago'' my man Fartmall said when he shared the link. Then again, he's a guy whose name is Fartmall, so...
LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Yum Brands Inc. is targeting Africa and other emerging global markets for expansion for its venerable KFC chain that has become a dominant fast-food player in China but has struggled in the U.S.
Louisville-based Yum said Wednesday that it expects to double the number of KFC restaurants in Africa to about 1,200 by 2014. Yum projects that KFC will grow into a nearly $2 billion brand in Africa within four years and will contribute more than $100 million in profit to Yum's international division, which excludes China – which has its own division. read the rest
In other weird news I just watched a Paul McCartney interview on Jimmy Fallon for like ten minutes before I came to my senses and turned the channel, so I guess anything is possible now.
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Silly goose, black people don't like fried chicken. KFC will lose their ass on this one. Negroes eat Skittles and that's it. You're fucking up, O'Neil.
Black people eating fried chicked is a stereotype
2. Opening KFC might help some people get jobs but overall they shouldnt allow imperialist cultures to get into their country cus overall they money would mostly go to KFC's corpration or shit
Im pretty sure whatever employment there will be they will still have low paying jobs
but what's for chicken?
Obviously this isn't going to help REAL AFRICANS. They have those over there like we do too.
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