My man Walt has a . It is funny. That's pretty much the entirety of this post, so...I dunno. What else is new with you guys? That's cool. Pretty cold out huh?
Oh right, like I was saying. He's got a couple of different recurring bits that are gold, like these mismatched quotations:
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration."
-- Mr. Belvedere
"Who gives a shit?"
-- Gandhi
“Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would’ve hidden from it in terror.”
-- Corinthians 1:3
"If you can conceive it and believe it you can achieve it."
-Adolf Hitler
Other posts like this are pretty evil.
I’m a do-gooder
Donated all my old Choose Your Own Adventure books to the local homeless shelter but ripped out half the pages bc BEGGARS CANT BE CHOOSERS
Words of Wisdom
I was asked my opinion on whether or not to circumcise babies. I say if it keeps her from growing up to be a slut, go for it.
So, the moral of this story is, go read his blog for a minute, because I'm gonna be pretty scarce today on account of having to do some work I actually get money for.
For a couple more pictures of dogs in beds, read on. Because they think they're people!
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