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Remember that whole bacon thing we were all so into the past few years? Bacon infused bourbon, bacon tattoos, pants made out of bacon we were walking around in all the time on streets paved with cured meat? That was weird. The hot bacon accessory trend has finally sluiced its way downward to the nation's fast food chains, (which, if we're being honest, were really ahead of the whole bacon game via cramming the stuff into every hypothetical meat pocket imaginable,) with the announcement of this week's new bacon sundae from Burger King. As the AP report points out, this is all part of an industry-wide trend to combine as many fattening ingredients as possible into one fist-sized ball of momentary joy (which is incidentally how I usually refer to my sex life), like Taco Bell's Doritos shells.
Hey, it could be a lot worse:
Needless to say none of us will ever be trying this blend of enticingly salted meats and decadently creamy soft serve drizzled in mouth-watering caramel – unless no one we know is around to judge us. No one but Jesus.
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3 comments:
I demand a youtube reaction video of you sampling this delicacy
do i have to actually eat it in this scenario?
You don't have to finish it, and I'd say you aren't obligated to hold it down either (tho preferably turn the camera off first).
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