Thursday, June 23, 2011

BREAKING NEWS OJ SIMPSON CONFESSES (MAYBE)

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Good news for justice, but even better news for Oprah, who could really use a break to be honest, because according to reports the Juice is set to sit down for a special tentatively titled "If I didn't not not do it, this is how it would have not happened, (but it did)" on her OWN network, (which I hilariously think of as the PWN next work all the one times I've ever thought about it in my life). It's said he'll confess to chopping the heads off that nice white lady and her boyfriend. 

O.J Simpson has confessed to Oprah Winfrey that he murdered his former wife, it has been reported.

The talk show host made headlines recently saying that one of her regrets was never having got the shamed former sportsman to confess to the killing.

And it appears her wish may well have come true with reports Simpson has already told one of her producers in an interview from jail that he knifed ex-wife Nicole in self-defence - a confession he will now repeat to the talk show queen during a spectacular televised sit down interview. Daily Mail

And now let's never talk about this again. Just as soon as we get done talking about it every day non stop in every media outlet until the end of time.

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is OJ trying to upstage Whitey just like he upstaged Bill Suff?

said...

Always needs to be the center of attention, this guy.

Anonymous said...

He flip-flops more than Romney.

Anonymous said...

If he confesses we're allowed to go back to not knowing who the Kardashians are, right?

said...

^ <3

luke said...

There should be way more wormhole based verdicts in the legal system.

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